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The Horny Housewife's Stats

Age: 35
Location: Small Town in Pennsylvania
Birthday: October 8
Job: Housewife
Education: College / Business Management
Kids: 2 (Collin 9 & Ryan 11)
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 115
Size: 7
Shoe Size: 6
Eye Color: Blue (Contacts)
Hair Color: Brown
Measurements: All natural 36D/26/24
Sign: Libra


More about The Horny Housewife

Hobbies: I like doing a lot of things. From all the things moms do like crafts and going out with the family to roller blading, camping, going out with friends, chatting online and lots of other things.



Turn-Ons:

  • Guys who smell good.
  • Clean shaven guys.
  • Flowers and candlelight.
  • Guys with a sense of humor.
  • Guys who can actually hold up a conversation.
  • Polite and courteous men. If you never held a door open for a lady, I'm not interested.
  • Guys willing to do the laundry and dishes.


Turn-Offs:

  • Bad Breath.
  • Rude People.
  • People who want to know who I was talking to on my cell phone..
  • People who can't handle their liquor.
  • Guys who always talk about their ex's.
  • People who are unassertive or have no initiative.
  • Doing laundry and dishes.


Personality:

I am an open type of person who will try just about anything once. I like to explore new ideas and try new things. I am relaxed, but I can be assertive when I have to and will take charge of a situation and put someone in their place. (I guess that comes from being a mom) I like to think of myself as friendly and personable and someone you can approach and I enjoy meeting new people. Most importantly I like to have fun and enjoy life.



The Horny Housewife's Favorites

Favorite Drink: Comfortable Screw Up Against A Wall

Favorite music: Classic Rock

Favorite Song: Bad Company - "Feel Like Makin' Love"

Favorite Sport: Football Baby! Go Cowboys!

Favorite TV-Show: Desperate Housewives

Favorite Color: Violet

Favorite Movie: It's a Wonderful Life

Favorite Food: Popcorn!

Favorite Animal: Persian Cats

Favorite Sexual Fantasy: Being marooned on a desert isle with 3 men. *grin* You fill in the rest.

Favorite Sex Position: On top, riding my man's hard cock. I just love the feeling of being in control! *wink*



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